jon sparrow

About Me

hey. im jon. im fucked up in the head. i live in jersey at the moment. about to move some where though soon. not sure where. i think i might be a bindge addict. im sober now though. i probobly cheated death on more then one occation. but i tell ya it catchs up to you eventually. i allways seem to push my self to the limit with every thing i do. i have a stress/panic disorder now though so the doctor gives me pills. lately i just find my self asleep most of the day and up all night playin harp or playin video games or watchin something. dont work. dont chill wit anyone. its not a bad gig untill the cabin fever drives you mad. then you just kill youself an start all over. did that make sense? it dont need to. i have bad vision so i wear contacts. with out them i cant see shit. maybe one day ill get some laser eye surgery but im scared of lasers. an i dont like those metal clamps that hold your eye open like in that movie clockwork orange. i cant keep a relationship cause every girl i date is a crazy bitch an i end up wanting to push her out of a helicopter in flight with out a parachute while hovering over shark infested waters. im also a vegiterian. but i eat fish cause they dont have any feelings. i used to have dreads. had to cut em though cause my hair started thinnin out. not cause of the dreads just cause my life sucks. i cant swim. im scared of the ocean. i dont like bugs. i think too much. i have alot of tattoos. i dont like peircings. mainly cause my body dont do good wit them. i dont like working. i donno if i mentioned that. i do like ice cream though. with magic shell on top. i cant spell good. an i cant do math. nor can i do magic tricks. i have 3 cats. i had a hedgehog named sonic but it died from wobbly hedgehog syndrom. google it. i only drink water an OJ an seltzer water. sometimes when im feelin adventerous i mix the seltzer an OJ to make orange soda.

Interests

im a simple guy. i like:

music

video games

movies

cartoons

cars

music i like:

the blues, reggae, some rock. some old school hip hop is good. i hate metal/hardcore screamo bands. any rock band i like is pre 1999. grunge is realy cool i like grunge. industrial is great too. NIN. the only thing i listen to now is blues though.

video games:

xbox360. anything but sports games. i dont like sports.

movies i like:

oh theres so many to list. iv seen almost every movie ever made. even the bad ones. i ike weird movies alot. horror movies. comedy if its good. like pineapple express is fuckin funny as fuck. to some up my movie intrest a list would go some thing like this:

twin peaks, mahulland dr., clockwork orange, american psyco, requiem for a dream, momento, anything with will ferral or his friends. orgasmo, basekitball, basketball diarys, the beach, PI, other stuff....

shows i like:

i like american dad alot. funny ass cartoon by seth mcfarlane. i like all his stuff. squidbillys is awesome. iv been realy into the vampire series true blood lately. anything on discovery channel is normally good. moster quest, ufo hunters, mythbusters, time warp, surviver man, etc... fuck that other surviver man wannabe though hes a bitch.

cars i like:

mainly japanese cars. some american cars are nice. iv owned, honda crx, mazda rx7, nissan 240sx, subaru wrx, nissan 240sx. im into drifting alot. im realy good at it. its like a natural born talent for me. its realy the only thing i can brag about. that an my penis.